Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Hi Blog! Did you miss me?

KT: Hi Blog! Did you miss me?

Blog: DUDE! Where have you been? It's like you fell off the planet!

KT: Sorry... I've been busy and ... stuff. You know how it goes. Being a working mom... I got a little overwhelmed, and something had to give...

Blog: Ya, ya... nice excuse. So, I guess I'm not really all that important in your life. So, what have you been up to in the past THREE FREAKING MONTHS?

KT: Wow. Has it been that long? Geez. Make me feel all guilt and stuff. That's why I didn't want to come back. I KNEW you'd make me feel like I abandoned you, but I just had to prioritize...

Blog: You DID abandon me.

KT. Ouch.

Blog: Feel the guilt.

KT: Thanks. Ok. Are you done? You are worse than my ... NOPE. I'm not going to fill in the blank. Anyway. My current tally of the past three-ish months:
  • One job promotion
  • One wedding
  • Two funerals
  • Six birthday parties
  • 12 Chiropractic visits
  • One new dog
  • 18 soccer games
  • 47 living room wrestling matches
  • Five events hosted
  • Two Christmas trees
  • $1700 worth of minivan repairs
  • 86 other things I've forgotten or missed.

I believe that totals up to one tired working mom. I'll try to be back tomorrow (or the day after) ...but no promises.  


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