Blog: DUDE! Where have you been? It's like you fell off the planet!
KT: Sorry... I've been busy and ... stuff. You know how it goes. Being a working mom... I got a little overwhelmed, and something had to give...
Blog: Ya, ya... nice excuse. So, I guess I'm not really all that important in your life. So, what have you been up to in the past THREE FREAKING MONTHS?
KT: Wow. Has it been that long? Geez. Make me feel all guilt and stuff. That's why I didn't want to come back. I KNEW you'd make me feel like I abandoned you, but I just had to prioritize...
Blog: You DID abandon me.
Blog: Feel the guilt.
KT: Thanks. Ok. Are you done? You are worse than my ... NOPE. I'm not going to fill in the blank. Anyway. My current tally of the past three-ish months:
- One job promotion
- One wedding
- Two funerals
- Six birthday parties
- 12 Chiropractic visits
- One new dog
- 18 soccer games
- 47 living room wrestling matches
- Five events hosted
- Two Christmas trees
- $1700 worth of minivan repairs
- 86 other things I've forgotten or missed.
I believe that totals up to one tired working mom. I'll try to be back tomorrow (or the day after) ...but no promises.