My 7-year-old daughter, my husband and I were sitting at the dinner table last night talking about having babies.
Daughter: "You were very lucky to have two babies, one girl and one boy -- just like you wanted."
Daddy: "Yes, we were lucky. Not every one gets what they wanted. Some people can't even have one baby."
Daughter: "Momma? Was it hard when you laid us?"
Momma: "Like an egg??? *pause* Ummm... yes, it was hard to have babies. Very hard. But many, many women do it."
Daddy hides his face to hide the snicker.
Daughter: "I think I'll only have one baby, then."
Daddy hides his face in horror.