Wednesday, October 6, 2010

WMW: Top Ten reasons Working Moms and SAHMs should stop arguing with each other, and just get along

Please imagine David Letterman reading off this list, cuz he's way funnier than me. Nah -- maybe Ellen Degeneres -- she's hilarious. Or Rosie O'Donnell -- cuz she's actually a mom.
  1. If we stopped judging each other's parenting decisions, we'd have more time to judge our husband's parenting decisions! (just kidding hubby...)
  2. More women to discuss poopy butts. Compare colors, consistency, frequency... all the key attributes.
  3. Tag team overzealous coaches. Once SAHM mom # 1 is exasperated explaining that 5-year-olds should not be yelled at until they cry, TAG! Mom #2 in her suit and heels steps in, puts on her boss lady hat, and tears the coach a new one.
  4. More women to vent about whiny kids. Discuss high-pitch frequencies, world records...
  5. Bartertown! Maybe a SAHM is willing to swap some delicious home-baked cookies for that next bake sale for some updates to her website? Any takers?
  6. More women to support each other's breastfeeding decisions. And mutually stare down that guy at the restaurant who has a problem with it.
  7. Our kids are adorable. Really, they are. And smart. And talented. Haven't you seen the latest pictures? Video? Blog?
  8. More women ... friends. Many of my friends are SAHMs, many are working moms, many are not moms. We all still have lots in common!
  9. Our daughters (and sons) will know that women have many career choices. If we all get along, then our girls will see that each option is an acceptable -- no -- desirable career choice. And our sons will know that too.
  10. Many of us will switch between being a working mom and a stay at home mom at some point in our lives. Why fight with yourself? Who are we? Mom's Fight Club?


Jennie said...

This is AWESOME. I laughed so hard at #1. And #5. And #6. Okay, they're all great. But none so awesome as the picture of the KO at the end. LOL Fabulous post, friend! (Visiting from WMW!)

Julia said...

well said!!! we should all just get along!!

Unpolished Parenting said...

haha great list! #1 is still my fave though :)

Ali@LastSplash said...

Love number 1, 3, and 5 especially! And the pic at the end...priceless.

Rachel M. said...

Mom's fight club! That's funny!!!

Jackie said...

"Mom's Fight Club" just cracks me up. I'm in total agreement, the bickering is just ridiculous.

Kristen said...

Good one!! Thanks! I like the bartering idea - I sure could use some home baked goods!

Jenn said...

Great list! I think about this topic all the time ... so true!

Susan DiMickele said...

This is SO awesome! I just wrote an article about this issue -- how the church could do a better job to bring women together. It's supposed to be published in Feb. Great minds!

KelsyC said... <-- Check out this YouTube video! Its hilarious and totally relates to your post.

Gina said...

I laughed so hard when I came to the picture at the end. I totally agree. Let's stop fighting and embrace each other.

Steph, from Be Positive Mom said...

Too funny!#10 love it, why fight with ourselves?! Great post :-)

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