Friday, October 22, 2010

Friday fill-ins: Sarcasm, Pretty Woman and werewolves

And... here we go!

1. *sarcasm* One of my strongest beliefs is that working moms are causing the downfall of America. *end sarcasm*

2. Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?
Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.
Shop assistant: Oh.
Vivian: You people work on commission, right?
Shop assistant: Yeah.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.
~Pretty Woman

3. The sky is cloudy with a threat of rain and wind and cold, so my dog is ready to run under the bed.

4. My worry stone is comforting to me.

5. I always thought I'd be married with children.  And here I am -- married with children.

6. I watched in the mirror as I slowly transformed into a werewolf and then I went outside to look at the full moon.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to a kid's birthday party with my son, tomorrow my plans include selling lots of stuff at a mom-to-mom sale and Sunday, I want to sleep in!



Leah said...

Oh I love this post idea! I just might have to use it in my blog today! Thanks! I'll definitely mention where I learned about it from. : )

Diana_CT said...

I love your answer for #2, I know a couple of salespersons like that. Just standing around talking and ignoring customers

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