Despite living in the 21st century, there are still other American women who think that moms belong in the home. Not only that, but also working moms are causing the decline of America. You know you are a working mom when you have to keep defending your choice to work. And when that choice does not include the words "I'd stay home if I could...", then you must be a bad mom.
Working mom guilt
You know you are a working mom when you are told you have an extra burden of mom guilt, because now your time with your kids must be 100% quality time. No time wasted, lest you are neglecting your children. And how dare you trust other adults with your children every day -- untrustworthy, amoral adults like daycare providers, teachers and camp counselors!
You know you are a working mom when -- despite that fact that study after study after study shows that working moms have nothing to worry about -- you still have guilt.