“How far to heaven? Just open your eyes and look. You are in heaven”
*Warning: I'm in a snarky mood.
Ah, yes, I live in my little piece of heaven, AKA suburban Detroit. Why is this place so amazing? let me tell you...
Because -- clearly -- heaven is where all the good American patriots live.
Which, by the way, is a really fun place!
Well, maybe not for everyone....